Well here I am at last, on the Internet. My thoughts recorded digitally for all posterity. One thousand years from now some graduate student will be pouring over blogs like this one trying to figure out why people were so messed up way back in the twenty-first century. Lets try not to disappoint.
Who am I kidding though. I’m sure the only things reading our blogs in the thirty-first century will be humanity’s children. Yes I am talking about our hyper intelligent cybernetic ape overlords. So Dr. Zaius, enjoy.
For the rest of you, I’ll be posting about my trip to Death Valley and vicinity soon.






praise to our ape over lords!